Italian Accent ****(Must be read with an Italian accent, preferably out loud) One day Im'a gonna Malta to bigga hotel. Inna morning I go to eatbreakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissa toast. She brings me only onepiss. I tella her I want two piss. She says go to the toilet. I say you nounderstand...I wanna to piss onna my plate. She say you better not pissonna plate, you sonna ma bitch.
Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoonand a knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tella me everyonewanna fock. I tella her you no understand. I wanna fock on the table. Shesay better not fock on the table, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know thelady and she calla me sonna ma bitch.
So I go to my room inna hotel and there is no sheit onna my bed. I callathe manager and tella him I wanna sheit. He tella me to go to the toilet. Isay you no understand. I wanna sheit on my bed. He say you better not sheitonna bed, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the man and he calla me asonna ma bitch.I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: "Peace on you." I say piss on you too, you sonna ma bitch.I gonna back to Italy.
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